"My feet are cold." I've said this pretty much every wintery day (and some summery days) for most of my life. I'm pretty sure I have the worst circulation in NW Missouri.
I hear exercise fixes that.
bwhahahahaha.
So I got to the point I was wearing 2 pair of socks a day and I was still constantly cold. I finally decided to break down and look for something warmer. It just so happened that Kohls had some fake uggs on clearance. Normally I can't wear boots because of my ugly fat calves, but these had little stretchy buttons on the side.
I hemmed and hawwed over the $31.00 purchase and finally broke down and bought them (oh and another pair of boots too. A girl can't have too many shoes).
Probably the best decision I've made in months. Not only do I wear them 16 hours a day (when I'm not sleeping), my feet are rarely cold. I had a super cold shoot yesterday and when I left, my feet were STILL WARM. Let me tell you, that's a monumental task.
Now I want the real thing. And um... they're a tad bit more expensive.
Stand out of the way, I might have to bat my eyelashes and say "pwease" to get what I want.
This calls for a fake ugg haiku!
Warm and fuzzy toes,
my fake uggs you complete me.
Bring on the real boots!
My kids have the real things and swear by them. Because my kids have the real things, I can not afford them. Every now and again I slip on my son's to run to the mail box (too big - but...) and seriously OMG, I want some. And then the riddle returns to the beginning of my comment. My kids have ....
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