Monday, February 6, 2012

There's no way to put this delicately....

Say you're walking through the parking lot on the way to the gym.

No, I wasn't actually going to use the gym. (bahahahah).... no I was going there to drop off some photos.

So anyway, you're walking through the parking lot, and suddenly you have the urge to burp.  You know.. the *loud* burp.  The one that rattles windows from 32 feet.  That one. (This is a quite a skill between my and my sisters - I'm a punk compared to Torrie and Amber).  Yeah, I know... I failed the school of ettiquette.

So when you get this overwhelming urge, I suggest you turn your head to the left and the right before expelling said burp.

My apologies to the guy going in to work out, that had that look of shock on his face when I turned around.

He should meet my sisters.

{and no, this post has no photo - how do you photograph a burp?}




ETA:  I found a proper image to illustrate a burp:

4 comments:

Pam said...

LOL!!!

Lizard said...

As my mother always says to one of us when we have the audacity to belch in her presence...
"Well that was well brought up - too bad YOU were NOT!"
Still makes me crack up...

Nicki said...

hahahahaha! better out than in. no, wait, that's gas. :)

Ruby said...

hahahahaha! My mom never allowed burping, but I did. We made it a contest. The highest scores were given to those who sounded like they had barfed on my couch but kept it all in. Thanks for the smile today.

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