A conversation with my husband:
Setting: A commercial for a stupid sounding movie coming out soon is on TV. "...Coming soon to Imax!"
Me: Gee, you wanna see that on Imax? (sarcasm)
Gene: I want to see "Battleship" on Imax!
Me: *long pause* Yeah, do you care if I don't go?
Gene: Not if you care if I go alone.
Me: Hell, I don't care if you go with a *DATE*.
Gene: How many chick flicks have I seen in the theatre?
Me: oh. my. god. I have seen "War of the Worlds" like 5 times and I HATE THAT MOVIE.
Gene: How many chick flicks have I had to sit through?
Me: YOU HAVE "HITCH" RECORDED ON DVR!!
Gene: For *you*. You watched it just the other day.
Me: With you. And you recorded it. Not me.
Gene: I taped it for you.
Me: Oh please, you watch it without me!
Gene: YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT!
FYI: there were parts of Hitch that I had never seen, but somehow Gene had. What's up with that?
I rest my case!