Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I recently succumbed to television advertising. Yes, sometimes that crap works on me. Most of the time it's just commercials for Olive Garden or the lure of a good bacon cheeseburger at Burger King. But this time, it was makeup at the wallsmart.
Yes, this radiant, beautiful angelic face does not come to me naturally (I just make it look so easy dammit).
So I decided to pick up this "Instant Age Rewind" foundation and give it a go. After all, who couldn't use a little age rewind.
Let me say I LOVE THIS CRAP!
No, it's not because of the spf 18, it's radience, it's firming or not because it rewinds pretty much anything. I still look pretty much the same except it's harder to see that blotch on my left cheek when you squint. I would, however, love to age rewind back to 1987 and ask myself "WTF were you thinking!!" (and I'm not just talking about rolling my jeans at my ankles and backcombing my hair).
No, what I love about this stuff is it smells like cake batter.
Which got me to thinking... that could really be an incentive for us short, fat, ugly women to put some makeup on our faces and spiff ourselves up. Maybe make eyeliner smell like chocolate and blush smells like strawberry pop tarts too.
Contemplate on that for a moment... I'll wait.
OMG, I am so effing smart. Why aren't I richer?
(I already have the beautiful part down pat)... haters gonna hate.
Now if we could just talk the deoderant manufacturers into making shaving cream smell like apple pie and mens' deoderant smell like bacon, the world would be a much better place.