It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs

Yowee.

Yeah, it kinda feels like we've been walking around on the surface of the sun the past few weeks. My A/C has been in overdrive and I'm really not looking forward to getting my light bill this month. I feel kinda like a sloth. Kinda said a little hallelujah when my 2 latest brides didn't want to go outside for photos (I actually talked one into 5 minutes). Even the pool is hot. It was kind of a tactical error, buying the pool cover that keeps the pool hotter. Kinda felt like a stock pot getting in today.

On the up side, my clothes seem to dry faster on the line.

Go me, trying to be all positive and stuff.

I totally get the appeal of Southern California now - sorry guys I still don't want to live there. However, I'm now open to the idea of living north in the summer, and in Texas in the winter.

I'm kinda serious.