Never do this!

Never stay up late at night and decide you need to look at something under your husband's microscope (for jewelry - x100 magnification).

Never look around and try to spot something else nearby to look at.

Never spot an ink pen with "something" on it and investigate.

Never photograph the mysterious substance and for god's sake, never post it on your blog. (I know several people getting queasy as we speak.)


Oh, and never lick it after you're done. Not that I did. Just sayin.