Wouldn't it be cool if it were this easy?

Getting difficult people to go away, in real life.

I'm thinking of upgrading to a smart phone. I think it would be really useful for me to be able to access my email from anywhere. Yeah, I'm just that crazy.

I would need to go to a blackberry, any suggestions on which one? I don't text a lot, just would want to be able to surf and get my messages.