Rumble - in the Jungle

This is how, in my head, I imagine this fight went down.

"*Nom nom nom*"

"Mmmm, I want some noms too!"

"No! It's MY NOMS! I got here FIRST!"

"Mooooooooooooooom! I want some NOMS! Billy's being a pig again!"

"I'm gonna knock your head in you little weasel!"

"AND STAY OUT!"



"BOYS! Don't make me come up there!"


{FYI, I was exactly 7 feet from this scene with a telephoto lens when this all went down. I have unagi}