Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Doctor Giblet cobbler


Everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and at my house, it's blueberry cobbler. Man I got so many points for that.

But the fastest way to a man's stomach is to gut him like a fish.

{He's faking it - don't get your panties in a wad}

Gene's in surgery right now getting his 2 hernias poked and prodded. They're opening him up and stirring his guts up like a big internal cobbler if you will.

I'm so poetic ain't I?

(Yes I know I used ain't. Yes I know it's not a word.)

They have this scary reading material:


Can you imagine what kind of "services" there are here? Like hosing off your innards and scratching around your gizzard.

I hope there's not pictures.
In full color.

Oh I'm getting dizzy.

Had a great time listening to the guy next door toot up a storm for about an hour. I know HIPAA protects *him*, but what protects *me*??

PPS Gene will be off work at least 6 weeks. I predict the divorce will come around week 5. I'm taking donations for a good attorney.


Anonymous said...

No divorce! Just stay in the kitchen and bake. Keeps you happy, keeps him happy. said...

Lana, don't get divorced ... go ahead and schedule a nice week somewhere with the girls at week four ... you avoid the worst and come back for the last week, refreshed!

gowestferalwoman said...

Goodness! I go away for a few days and theres pictures of tasty cobblers and then husbands in hospital wear - at first I thought food poisoning lol...

6 weeks off? dont think youre fooling us with your whining, girlfriend; we've seen your pictures that prove you two are crazy about each other...he'll come home and be at your mercy for a few weeks, then you'll be at his for a few weeks...with all the arguing and making up, that surprize child will show up 9 months later... messing up those retirement plans for the later years teehee!

Lana said...

Feral woman, you make me LAUGH! No, my baby making machine was turned off about 12 years ago. he has grandkids! Could you imagine?

ugh, god I'd have to slit my wrists.

Tracy said...

Hope Gene recuperates quickly, poor guy.

LisaDay said...

I hope all went well. I suppose hospital masks wouldn't help protect you from the smell.


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